C class definition of a software professional

This is from one of my friends Anil Naik.

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
char non_co_operative;
};

class Married_female_Software _Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
char unstable;
};

class Female_Engaged_software _professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
char edgy;
};

class Indian_Newly_Married_software _professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
};

class Indian_husband_wife_software _professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love();
};

Class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
};