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C class definition of a software professional

This is from one of my friends Anil Naik.

class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
char non_co_operative;

class Married_female_Software _Professional
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
char unstable;

class Female_Engaged_software _professional
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
char edgy;

class Indian_Newly_Married_software _professional
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;

class Indian_husband_wife_software _professional
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void love();

Class Guy_who_wrote_this
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();


  1. Well I appreciate the creativity of the person who composed this but ………… doesn’t apply to all females. I can give similar kind of insanity carried by guys with similar examples and in some particular cases they are even worse than all the above cases. Anyways creative thoughts & have been put very well.

  2. Sam

    Dude .. this is great .. what you wrote is perfectly good … but , there needs to be a small change .. An unmarried female – is called a spinster , and not a bachelor female .. it is highly wrong in terms of English, hence would you consider rewriting the same?

    Anyways .. this was great and worth a publish …!!! hats off to you … Superb!!!

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