This is one, from one of my friend.
Father: “I want to marry a girl of my choice.”
Son: “I will choose my own bride.”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case … OK”
Father approaches Bill Gate’s.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry.”
Father: “But this young man is a vice president of the world bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case … OK”
Father goes to see president of World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president.”
President: “But I already have more vice president’s than I need.”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gate’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case … OK”
Moral : Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude and approach should be positive.