This is only for fun. Please don’t take it seriously.
Before joining PhD:
I want to win the Nobel Prize.
I want to win the Turing Award.
First year of PhD:
I want to finish PhD in two years.
I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.
I want to make ground-breaking research..
I want to win the best PhD Thesis award..
Second year of PhD:
I want to finish PhD in 5 years.
I want a problem.
Shall I change my advisor?
Third year of PhD:
I want a paper; I don’t care which conference.
Shall I change my topic?
I want to be known as Dr bhOndOO.
Fourth year of PhD:
I want to finish PhD!
My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?
Fifth year of PhD:
Why did I come here?
Why did I choose this advisor?
Why did I choose this topic?
Sixth year of PhD:
Someone give me a degree!
I want to leave this place [WINDOWS-1252?]— for ever..
Let me leave.
Seventh year of PhD:
People call me uncle.
She waited and finally married someone else.
I don’t want any degree. I just want to live peacefully.